WALKING WOMAN HIT BY FALLING CATFISH
It knocked her down.
BOY FINDS DINOSAUR SKULL DURING SUMMER VACATION
An apatosaurus skull.
MAN STEALS $3,000 WORTH OF PENNIES
1,600 pounds of pennies.
MAN KNOCKS DOWN WIFE FOR HIDING TV REMOTE
In the laundry room.
TRUMP SUPPORTER ELECTRIFIES YARD SIGNS
After people keep stealing them.
AUDIO: DRUNK, BEATEN MAN SINGS THEME FROM "COPS" AS HE'S BEING ARRESTED
Bad boys, what’cha gonna do?
AUDIO: THE SINGING MATH TEACHER
What the hell is she thinking?
70-YEAR-OLD MAN WOULD RATHER BE IN JAIL THAN WITH HIS WIFE
So he robbed a bank.