CHEERLEADERS' UNIFORMS GIVE UTAH TEEN IMPURE THOUGHTS
That means they’re working.
WOMAN WINS $1,000, THEN $1,000,000 IN LOTTERY
A great-grandmother.
SOMEONE IS STEALING THE 0'S AND 1'S FROM HOME ADDRESSES
So far, the evidence doesn’t add up to much.
AUDIO: STOP KISSING YOUR CHICKEN
And keep it out of the bedroom, too.
MAN FALSELY CLAIMS HE WAS SHOT BY CLOWN
Nah… it was a drug deal gone bad.
HOARDER HAD A HOUSE FULL OF PIGEONS
Two feet of droppings.
UNSUCCESSFUL JOB APPLICANT MAILS DEAD ANIMALS TO GUY WHO GOT THE JOB
Four skunks and a raccoon.