BOMB-SNIFFING BUGS WITHIN THREE YEARS
Locusts.
AUDIO: WOMAN SENTENCED FOR LOUD SEX
It shook the neighbor’s dresser.
ESCAPED INMATE HAS A BEER, TURNS SELF IN
After a week on the lam.
HOVERBOARD RECALL
Pretty much all of them.
POLICE NAB MAN IN BED WITH STOLEN MANNEQUIN
The mannequin lost her left arm as Wade fled the scene.
15-YEAR-OLD JUST TRYING TO GET TO WALLY WORLD
With mom & dad, drunk, in the back of the van.
KALE-EATING CONTEST
All you can eat in eight minutes.
INDIANA TICKETS SLOW DRIVERS IN LEFT LANE
At last, common sense.