COOKIE DOUGH BEER
From Ben & Jerry’s.
NIGHT MEN IN TRENCH COATS
In Iowa.
GROOM BIT BY RATTLESNAKE
Dude, it’s an omen.
THE 40-YEAR-OLD TWINKIE
Still going strong.
ANOTHER BOUNCY HOUSE TAKES OFF – HITS POWER LINES
“Is everyone accounted for?” a woman asks.
BEES IN A CAR TRUNK
Brilliant investigators deduce someone apparently put the beehives there intentionally.
LATEST FOOD TO PROVOKE SHOOTING: YAMS
Yam rustler gets clocked and fired at.
PORCH HIT WITH SPAGHETTI-O – FILLED WATERMELON
Uhhh…act of God?
ANGRY WOMAN DROP-KICKS CAKE
Wrong, wrong, it’s all wrong!!!