CAT CATCHES BURGLARS
Cat burglars.
TEACHER WRITES "FOCUS" ON STUDENT'S FOREHEAD
Yeah, he got in trouble for it.
MAN TO SWIM ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN
He’s already swum the Atlantic.
"CLOWN LIVES MATTER" MARCH
Oct. 15 in Tucson.
AUDIO: AXE-THROWING BEER HALLS NOW HAVE "AXE YOUR EX" NIGHTS
Sleep well, gentlemen.
AUDIO: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A TURKEY DROP
With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
NEW HAMPSHIRE TRUCKS IN WATER FOR DRY LAND SNOWMOBILE RACES
Not snow, mind you – water.
DAD, SON FIGHT OVER TRASHED LEGOS
“Son” is 19.
WEED WHACKER ATTACKER
Neighbor vs. neighbor.