WOMAN WAS CHARGED $39.95 TO HOLD HER NEWBORN BABY
It was itemized on the bill.
TEEN TRIES TO HIRE KILLER CLOWN TO OFF HER TEACHER
The clown was right there, on social media, so why not?
MMMM … APPLE COMPUTER SCENTED CANDLE
Smells like a new Mac product.
COUPLE CHARGED $10,000 FOR GAS TANK FILL UP
Never go for hi-test.
SEMI FULL OF COOKIE DOUGH BURNS
Mmmmmm…truck crash.
PIZZA HUT DRIVER TASED, PIES STOLEN BY TEEN GIRLS
“When you’re hungry, you’re hungry.”
CHICK-FIL-A IS MOST POLITE RESTAURANT CHAIN
So is Panera Bread.
AUDIO: MAN ATTACKED BY GRIZZLY BEAR, TWICE
Holy Revenant!
TARDY WOMAN MAKES UP "I WAS CHASED BY A CLOWN" EXCUSE
She was late for work at McDonald’s.
CARNEGIE DELI TO CLOSE
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