PIZZA HUT DRIVER TASED, PIES STOLEN BY TEEN GIRLS

A Gresham, Oregon Pizza Hut delivery driver was tased two times and the pies he was delivering were stolen. The driver was delivering a pizza to an apartment. When he got there, a group of teenage girls was standing near the playground. Officers say one of the girls told the driver he was headed to the wrong apartment and gave him a different number. When he turned around he was tased by one of the girls, while another one of the teens took the pizza from his hand. The girls ran off, and the driver called for help. Officers arrived and used a K-9 to track down the suspects to a nearby house, where the officer spotted multiple teen girls inside eating pizza. He spoke to the girls after one of their mothers gave consent to come in. One of the girls told the officer: “We took the pizza. When you’re hungry, you’re hungry.”
* But when you’re starving … Pizza Hut.
* And when you’re arrested for theft and assault and battery, you’re arrested for theft and assault and battery.
* Let’s point out that this would make a pretty good commercial for Pizza Hut.
* Did the cops at least let the pizza guy taser the girls?
* Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Then they hit the teen years and it all goes to hell.
* How about that poor police dog? Tracking down two pizzas, and I bet he didn’t even get a slice.
* Now here’s The Eurythmics with “Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves.”
* This brings up a nice food tip: A taser can be perfect for heating up cold pizza.
* Like being a pizza delivery guy doesn’t suck enough already.
* This is unusual. Normally we only attack food industry employees if they get the order wrong.
* That show “Cops” is going to have to add a song about “Bad Girls.”