WOMAN SUING KFC OVER HALF-FULL BUCKET OF CHICKEN
How come it’s not overflowing out of the bucket?
STADIUM BATHROOMS FAIL FOR 100,000
At the Alabama – Texas A&M game.
FALSE ALARM OF CHILD LEFT IN HOT CAR
Woman ends up with broken car windows.
MAN DIES RATHER THAN WATCH ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
Some guys have all the luck.
GRANDMA BEATS INTRUDER WITH A CROWBAR
Sleeping in her room last Monday morn.
NEW BIKE LOCK WILL MAKE THIEVES VOMIT
Emits a noxious odor when someone tries to cut through it.
COLORADO BEAR DRIVES INTO A TREE
As they do.
AUDIO: STD'S AT RECORD RATE
Polite golf clap.
MAIL CARRIER CAUGHT DUMPING MAIL IN THE WOODS
A dozen bins.
SCHOOL EVACUATED AFTER 3RD GRADER PEES ON AN ELECTRICAL OUTLET
Shorted out the school.