THIEF TAKES KIT KAT BAR FROM STUDENT'S CAR
Crime of the century.
TIMES SQUARE COOKIE MONSTER STABBED
By a Tuskagee Airman.
WOMAN DOESN'T WIN $43 MILLION FROM "MALFUNCTIONING" SLOT MACHINE
Casino offers her a steak dinner.
SMARTWATCH SALES ARE DOWN BY MORE THAN HALF SINCE LAST YEAR
They’re not for everyone, says astute market analyst.
CHASE SUSPECT STOPS AT DRIVE-THRU
In-and-Out Burger
ROBOT GYNECOLOGIST
HAL 9000, at your cervix!
STOLEN CAR RETURNED WITH MONEY, APOLOGY NOTE
Oops, wrong car.