RAMEN RESTAURANT GIVES YOU SOLITUDE
Shut up and eat alone.
THE ELECTION
Here are some jokes and thoughts you can share this morning.
SMACK FEST ENDS IN FIGHT
Go figure.
MAN BITTEN BY SNAKE HEAD
The legend is true.
TURNPIKE TOLL THIEVES
Stuffing the coin bin.
MAN KILLS ELK, DEAD ELK NEARLY KILLS MAN
Impaled on antlers.
MAN SHOOTS SELF IN LEG, TWICE
In a bar in Anchorage.
MAN CALLS 911 ASKING HOW MANY LEGS AN OCTOPUS HAS
Eight, if you’re wondering.
PEOPLE BEING ATTACKED BY THEIR SAMSUNG WASHING MACHINES
Don’t think they haven’t been planning this for years.