ANTI-TRUMPER SMEARS PEANUT BUTTER ON 30 CARS
Unfortunately, the cars belonged to a conservation club.
WOMAN DOUSES FLASHER WITH GARDEN HOSE
“I’m 55. I’ve seen a lot.”
M&M's GET CARAMEL FILLING
They get new fillings, so you can lose yours.
THE WORST RESTAURANT CUSTOMERS IN THE WORLD
No tip, but they left a nice note.
LUCKY PENNY TREASURE HUNT
Ooo, a penny!
DADDY DRIVES DAUGHTER TO "JOB INTERVIEW", ACTUALLY A BANK ROBBERY
He claims he didn’t know.
WOMAN FINDS A BLUNT IN WENDY'S FRIES
Four-year-old said they “tasted funny and were yucky.”
MCDONALD'S GIVES 100-YEAR-OLD REGULAR CUSTOMER FREE MEALS FOR LIFE
She goes almost every day.
TARGET PULLS CLOWN MASKS
Well, there goes $20 million in Halloween revenue.
GUY STEALS $160,000 WORTH OF JAMAICAN CHEESE
Tastee Cheese.