CHEESECAKE M&M'S
Only at Walmart. Lucky Walmart.
JOGGER FINDS BOX OF DOGS
19 abandoned puppies.
INVENTOR OF RED SOLO CUP HAS ALSO DIED
Raise a glass!
WOMAN'S CANARIES ARRIVE IN THE MAIL, SMASHED
Box had tire tracks on it.
SHOPLIFTER LEAVES INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE GALORE
Driver’s license, fingerprint AND the crime was captured on security camera.
MAN SHOOTS AT "CLOWNS IN HIS APARTMENT"
“Approximately two small clowns.”
AUDIO: DAD TOSSES SASSY DAUGHTER'S "PRESENT" INTO THE FIRE
It was a wrapped, empty box.
BOSS TAKES 800 EMPLOYEES ON CRUISE
For meeting company goals in 2016.
6-YEAR-OLD USES SLEEPING MOM'S THUMBPRINT TO OPEN AMAZON APP
Bought $250 worth of toys.