MAN SHOOTS AT "CLOWNS IN HIS APARTMENT"

A Reading, Pennsylvania, man is behind bars for allegedly opening fire on what he said were clowns running around inside his home. Officers arrived at the house on the morning of December 18 to find that man, identified as Nathan Matthias, standing outside the home, holding a shotgun. Matthias told them he saw “approximately two small clowns” inside his second floor apartment. He told them, “At first, they were curled up in a ball, but then they started to run around, so I tried to shoot them. Still clowns on the roof next door.” Police said they searched the apartment and found no evidence of anyone else having been inside. They did observe Matthias having bloodshot eyes, an odor of alcohol on his breath and a bottle of vodka in his pocket.
* That’s one way to get family to leave after visiting at Christmas.
* This is so unfair. They arrest the man while the clowns got away scott free.
* I think it’d be wrong to blame this one strictly on vodka.
* I’m just saying I think he brought more to the party than that.
* New Year’s Resolution: We get past the psycho clown phenomenon.
* Can’t we just go back to the vampires and zombies?