IDIOT SPRAY PAINTS WEDDING PROPOSAL ON MALL WALL
Busted for graffiti.
PEEPS-EATING CHAMP
255 Peeps in just five minutes.
EASTER: RENT-A-CHICK
The cute & cuddly pet you don’t have to keep.
BAT FOUND IN BAG OF SALAD
Mmmm… that’s delicious bat!
GUY NEEDS RETWEETS FOR YEAR'S SUPPLY OF CHICKEN NUGGETS
Needs 18 million retweets.
WOMAN CHOKES TEEN AT WALT DISNEY WORLD
Oh, there were fireworks, alright.
ARRESTEE BITES DEPUTY, SAYS "YOU TASTED GOOD"
A taste of justice.
AUDIO: KFC GETTING ITS CHICKENS OFF ANTIBIOTICS
Chicken au natural.
SELFIE-TAKER FALLS OFF BRIDGE
Survives, with injuries.