FIRST DATE WITH POTENTIAL SERIAL KILLER
“I’m a loon.”
DAYCARE SHAMES PARENTS
For being on the phone during pickup.
MOONSHINER CAUGHT
But still …
WOMAN WAKES TO SPONGEBOB INTRUDER
Guess which state? C’mon – guess.
PASTOR FLEES NAKED FROM ILLICIT TRYST
The husband came home early.
GROUNDHOG DAY HOTEL ROOMS MORE EXPENSIVE THAT SUPER BOWL HOTEL ROOMS
Houston: $340 v. Punxsutawney: $450.