JOGGER FINDS BOX OF DOGS

A woman in Plymouth, Michigan, discovered a box full of 19 puppies while out for a jog in a park. Julie Newman found the open urine-soaked box filled with 4-week old puppies underneath a tree approximately three feet away from the jogging path in Hines Park at around 9:30 a.m. on Wednesday morning. Newman, who owns two rescue dogs herself, took the puppies to the Humane Society. The nine male and 10 female puppies, believed to be pit bull terrier mixed breed, received medical care and will be available for adoption once their treatment is completed.
* Don’t everybody line up at once.
* It doesn’t get any sadder than a box of orphaned Christmas puppies.
* Unless maybe a sack full of orphaned Christmas kittens.
* Easter ducks dyed in pastel colors that nobody wants anymore?
* 19 puppies? So are you telling me that’s one litter?
* Even rabbits don’t breed that fast.
* And they’re a pit bull mix? Oh great. If there’s one thing the world needs it’s more pit bulls.
* That makes it a box of Devil Dogs.
* I’m not sure these are the type of dog you want to piss off.
* A urine-soaked box with 19 baby pit bulls in it. Sounds like my frat house in college.
* Just urine-soaked? So on top of everything else the puppies are constipated?
* Wow. Props to Julie Newman for still going out jogging after playing Catwoman on TV so many decades ago!