NO ONE WILL BE FIRED OVER UNITED DRAGGING INCIDENT
When everyone is to blame, no one is to blame.
STUDENT SCOLDED FOR WRITING HER NAME IN CURSIVE
Conform! CONFORM!!!
WOMAN GETS HAND STUCK IN TOILET
Too cheap to call a plumber.
AUDIO: OLD MAN DIES DURING LAP DANCE
Lucky stiff.
CHICK-FIL-A COW COSTUMES STOLEN
Rustlers!
MCDONALD'S MANAGER BUSTED IN RETURNED BIG MAC SCAM
She’ll fry for this.
FLORIDA: IGUANAS NOW
Iguana hold your hand.
WOMAN ROBS BANKS IN PAJAMAS
Five banks in 90 minutes.
DELTA WILL PAY UP TO $10,000 TO BUMP YOU
Up yours, United.