BELGIUM SCIENTISTS NOT TIRED OF YOUR CRAP

Belgian scientists are looking for people to donate their feces to help with research into illnesses ranging from bowel disorders and allergies to neurological diseases. At Ghent University Hospital, researchers are performing fecal microbiota transplants on patients. They extract good microbiota, tiny organisms living in the colon, from donors to transfer it to sick patients in hope of repopulating their guts. Biomedical researcher Hannelore Hamerlinck (* Humidor Humperdinck? Holdadoor Hammerlick?? Havenore Hungerdunk???) says it’s not easy finding donors for the project, which is why they are publicizing the need for donors. She says, “People do not always want to donate their feces.”
* How do you donate your feces? Dump it?
* Meanwhile in San Francisco, they’re paying people $180,000 to clean human waste off the streets. Instead of a hose they should give those guys a shovel and a envelope addressed to “Belgium”.
* As UPS used to ask, “What can brown do for you?”
* You become a scientist thinking you’re going to discover the next polio vaccine. And you end up doing this.
* This Hannelore Hamerlinck sounds like a real pantload.
* A lot of people go to work, and it’s the same old crap, day after day. These guys want some NEW crap.