AUDIO: WOMAN FALLS OFF CRUISE SHIP, SPENDS 10 HOURS IN THE WATER
Singing.
IRISH HIKER HIT BY FALLING SHEEP
What are the odds.
RESTAURANT BUSTED FOR SERVING ENDANGERED TARANTULA TACOS
Mmmm….blackened tarantula.
DRIVER UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
Booze, pot, meth, coke, crack, oxy…
MAN SWALLOWED 87 NAILS
Guess he… got the point.
PRISON GUARDS PUT ACCUSED KILLER, TESTIFYING WITNESS IN SAME CELL
With expected results.
AUDIO: WOMAN BLASTED SAME OPERA SONG FOR 16 YEARS
To drown out neighbor’s dog.
COWS ALLOWED ON NUDE BEACHES TO COOL OFF
Get a long little dogie.
NO ONE DIED ON PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ON AUGUST 9
Sorry, folks, better luck tomorrow.