OLIVE OIL BETTER THAN VIAGRA
Although the study may be a little bit biased.
WOMAN TRICKED INTO GETTING MARRIED
I now not really/really pronounce you man and wife.
POLICE RIFLES REPLACED WITH TOY GUNS
Airsoft pellet rifles.
COMPANY WILL QUIT YOUR JOB FOR YOU
For only $450. And, you have to work in Japan.
BELGIUM SCIENTISTS NOT TIRED OF YOUR CRAP
Really – they need it.
DOLPHINS PROTECT MOM WHALE & BABY FROM GANG OF WHALE TOUGHS
Dolphins: cockblockers of the deep.
ILLEGAL TURTLE FARM RAIDED
Cowabunga!
DRUNK MAN SLEEPS IT OFF AT PARENTS’ FORMER HOME
They had moved two years before.
WINNER OF BEER MILE CLASSIC DISQUALIFIED
He didn’t drink enough.