SPACE STATION TOILET BROKE

Russian media is reporting that the American toilet on the International Space Station burst last Friday, spilling gallons of fluid. A source told Sputnik News that over 10 liters of water leaked before the problem was fixed. The astronauts had to collect the water using towels.
* “Fluid”, “water”, or something worse?
* Do you know how much a plumber is going to charge for THAT house call?
* Houston Roto-Rooter, we have a problem.
* But can a space toilet really blow “up”?
* The space station bathroom now looks like modern art.
* Folks, please – do NOT flush more than one premoistened wipe at a time!