MAN PROPOSES IN COURT TO WOMAN WHO STABBED HIM 13 TIMES
Stuck on you.
STOP PETTING THE WOMBAT
(Not a euphemism.)
CHINESE WORKERS MADE TO CRAWL IN STREET AS PUNISHMENT
For not meeting sales goals.
AUDIO: ARTIST CREATES INSTALLATION THAT WILL PLAY TOTO’S “AFRICA” IN THE DESERT FOREVER
Hurry, boy, it’s waiting there for you.
AUDIO: DRIVER BLAMES SPEEDING ON MOTLEY CRUE’S “KICKSTART MY HEART”
Ooo, rockin’ down the highway.
JAPAN TO CHARGE YOU $9 FOR LEAVING
The Sayonara Tax.
PARIS NAKED RESTAURANT CLOSING
Lack of business.
MAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING KITTENS IN HIS PANTS
Into Singapore.
CHINA TRYING TO GROW THINGS ON THE MOON
Paging Matt Damon.