STAY IN A CHOCOLATE COTTAGE
Sweet!
AIRLINE PASSENGER TRIES TO OPEN DOOR, THINKING IT’S THE BATHROOM
First time on a plane. Uh huh.
AUDIO: NEPAL DOUBLES WILD TIGER POPULATION
Yay, we’re going to be eaten by tigers.
COMPANY ENDS LINGERIE LINE NAMED AFTER FAMOUS CANADIAN WOMEN
Women were offended, for some reason.
AUDIO: WOMAN TORMENTED BY SCARY LOUDSPEAKER LULLABYE
Don’t worry, it’s just spiders.
CHINESE AIRLINE FIRES FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHO WAS PROPOSED TO MID-FLIGHT
China – Land of Romance.
KOREAN MEN GOT FAT TO AVOID MILITARY SERVICE
A cunning plan.
SAUDI PRINCESS LOSES $900,000 IN JEWELRY TO THIEVES
“Daddy, can you send me more jewelry?”