BRIDGE PLAYER SUSPENDED FOR USING BANNED SUBSTANCES
Female hormones!
MAN HAD TOOTH GROWING IN HIS NOSE
They yanked it.
FLEEING SUSPECT GETS HUNG UP ON FENCE BY HIS UNDERWEAR
Yes, he was caught down under.
CIRCUS ACCIDENT IN THE “GLOBE OF DEATH”
Globe of Bruising, more like.
CHINESE MAN THROWS COINS INTO AIRPLANE ENGINE FOR “GOOD LUCK”
In China, this is a “thing”.
CHINESE GIRL BUYS ROBOT TO DO HER HOMEWORK
Caught aluminum-handed.
AUDIO: WOMAN WANTS TO MAKE HANDBAG OUT OF HER OWN SKIN
Tan me hide when I’m dead, Fred.
WOMAN ORDERS POISONOUS MUSHROOM AT FANCY RESTAURANT, DIES
Was she surprised?