ZOO CONTEST TO NAME SNAKE AFTER YOUR EX

An Australian zoo is offering a chance to get back at your ex by naming a snake after them. The Wild Life Sydney Zoo launched a Valentine’s Day contest to name a brown snake, one of the most venomous species in the world, in honor of the winner’s ex-partner. Entrants must make a $1 donation to the zoo and explain in 25 words or less why their ex deserves to have a snake named after them. The winner also receives a certificate and the opportunity to visit the snake for free every day for the next year. The winning entry, chosen by the zoo’s reptile team, will be announced on Valentine’s Day.
* First name only, or can you give it their full name?
* They should let you feed it a rat.
* They were going to name it Snakey McSnakeFace, but this way they can make a few bucks.
* Second place gets to name the new baby weasel.
* Another option is to just get over your ex and move on, but where’s the fun in that?