AUDIO: GUY HAD BONES OF 50 PEOPLE IN HIS LUGGAGE
India – ammirite?
MAN DRIVES INTO ELEPHANT, ELEPHANT KILLS HIM
Crash, bash, mash.
RUN A MARATHON ON ANTARCTICA
Stragglers will be left behind.
AUDIO: RESTAURANT SERVES DECONSTRUCTED HAM SANDWICH
Make it your damn self. $17, please.
ELEPHANT WALKS INTO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
Eats everything.