FAMILY RETURNS HOME TO FIND LEOPARD HAD MOVED IN

The Rayan family in Pattavayal, India, returned to their home after a few days away to attend a wedding and discovered it had been invaded by a leopard. Forest Department officials said the leopard may have entered the home through a small gap between the roof and a wall on the rear of the house. The leopard was captured safely using a trap and relocated away from the village.
* How about relocating the village farther from the jungle?
* Quick, call that guy in Colorado who strangled a mountain lion with his bare hands!
* Leopard fur in the shower drain. Yuck!
* God, imagine the smell in that house! But I guess the leopard didn’t mind.
* Anyone seen Scraps, the dog?
* Then the monkey gangs attacked.