TWO OLD LADIES FIGHT OVER BINGO SEAT

Two elderly Canadian women got into a fight during a bingo game at their Rideau Lakes, Ontario, nursing home Tuesday. The altercation occurred after a 79-year-old woman took an 86-year-old’s woman usual game seat. A physical altercation between the two women later involved other residents, escalating into a larger brawl. The seniors settled down after cops arrived and no charges were filed.
* There was no free space?
* “The first rule of Senior Fight Club is you do not talk about Senior Fight Club.” “Ehh…what???” “I said, the first rule of Senior Fight Club is you do not talk about Senior Fight Club!” “Whaaat???” “I SAID, THE FIST RULE OF SENIOR FIGHT CLUB…”
* Golden Years or Golden Gloves?
* At one point, an 83-year-old man stood up and yelled “Catfight!”
* “Grandma, what big bruises you have!”