BRIDE WANTS WEDDING GOWN MADE WITH DEAD MOTHER’S HAIR
Hair comes the bride!
ANTARCTIC RESEARCHER STABS ANOTHER
“Tensions in a confined space.”
BEAVER FELLS TREE ONTO BOAT
A German beaver felled a 60-foot high tree onto a yacht, narrowly missing the couple aboard. The German couple were travelling along the Müritz-Elde waterway in the northeast of the country when the tall poplar tree fell over, crushing the vessel. The couple happened to be below deck at the time and were unhurt, although…
BRAWL BREAKS OUT AT MAHLER CONCERT
The Mahler Brawler.
NUDE SURFER BITTEN BY SHARK
That’s just taunting it.
CANADIAN CRIME: TWO LADIES CLEAN THE WRONG HOUSE
Look out – she’s got a mop!
MECHANIC ACCIDENTALLY BLOWS UP FIGHTER JET
Hey, what does this button do?
INJURED WOMAN CLAIMS CATAPULTED OUT OF BED DURING SEX
It was just one of those flings.
COLLEGE TEACHES MARIJUANA FARMING
Higher learning.