WOMAN CRIES ‘MURDER’ TO GET COPS THERE FASTER
To move a car blocking her garage.
WOMAN FIFTY SHADES OF GREYED HERSELF
Lashed herself to a steering wheel.
BILLIONAIRE DIES GETTING PENIS ENLARGEMENT
How embarrassing.
CRUISE SHIP RESCUES SURVIVORS OF SMALL PLANE CRASH IN OCEAN
In the aeroplane under the sea.
DEAD MAN GETS REVENGE
From beyond the grave.
AUDIO: RUDE CANADIAN CAUSES FLIGHT DELAY
He wanted the fish.
IKEA SELLS CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY, ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
Like everything IKEA.
BACKYARD LION BREEDER BECOMES DINNER
Who wants to go to the maul?
AUDIO: WORLD RECORD NAKED ROLLERCOASTER RIDE
Flapflapflapflapflapflap…
1,500 TURTLES FOUND IN LUGGAGE
At the airport in Manila.