ICEBERG WATER STOLEN
From vodka company.
AMUSEMENT PARK OBJECTS TO BUILDING A RETIREMENT HOME NEXT DOOR
They don’t want noise complaints.
MACEDONIA CHANGES ITS NAME; NOW “NORTH MACEDONIA”
Macedonia! What makes your big head so hard?
SRI LANKA LOOKING FOR A HANGMAN
A P P _ Y T _ D A Y
AUDIO: 15th HUMAN FOOT WASHED UP ON VANCOUVER SHORELINE
Anyone missing a sneaker?
A&W RESTAURANT BURNS TO GROUND; CARS LINE UP AT DRIVE-THRU
Mmmm, smell those flame-broiled burgers!
COWS INVADE CHINESE SUPERMARKET
They take forever in the self-checkout.
POLAR BEARS INVADE ISLAND TOWN
Worse than tourists.
RARE TIGERS PUT TOGETHER TO MATE; ONE KILLS THE OTHER
She knows what she did.
BABY LEOPARD SMUGGLED IN SUITCASE
Is that your suitcase meowing?