ELEPHANT WALKS INTO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
Eats everything.
INMATE SAID PHONE UP HIS BUTT WASN’T HIS
How’d that get in there?
CHINESE GANG CAUGHT RECYCLING CONDOMS
Boy, did I join the wrong gang.
DAD SUING MCDONALD’S BECAUSE HE CAN’T SAY NO TO HIS KIDS
Who can resist a Happy Meal?
CYCLIST IN ACCIDENT THROWS HIS OWN FECES AT DRIVER
Schwinndigestion?
AIRLINE PASSENGERS HAD TO PAY FOR PLANE REPAIR
Hey, what’s the holdup?
UNIVERSITY BANS ALL CAPS
ALL CAPS ARE SCARY!