BILLIONAIRE DIES GETTING PENIS ENLARGEMENT

A billionaire diamond trader has died after suffering a heart attack during a penis enlargement operation in Paris. Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, was at an unidentified private clinic in the French capital on Saturday when complications during surgery proved fatal. Belgian media reported that the diamond expert’s heart attack happened when a substance was injected into his penis. Mr. Laniado’s company, Omega Diamonds, which is based in Antwerp, Belgium, confirmed his passing. A friend of Mr. Laniado’s, who wished to remain anonymous, said he was “always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him.” He also came up short in height. According to Mr. Laniado’s friends, the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day. (* And that’s what his FRIENDS said about him.)
* Hello? They’re called “stilts”.
* Why not just hire “little people”?
* Ouch, right in the family jewels.
* Unlike his diamonds, he had a flaw.
* The bigger they are, the harder they fall?
* You can get away with a smaller size if it’s in the right setting. That’s what my wife tells me, about diamonds. At least, I think she’s talking about diamonds.