WOMAN CRIES ‘MURDER’ TO GET COPS THERE FASTER

A German woman in the Bavarian town of Berchtesgaden called emergency dispatchers early Thursday and claimed that her husband had been killed, sending police and first responders rushing to the scene. They arrived to find the woman just wanted someone to remove a car blocking her garage. She thought if she called in a murder the police would get there faster. The woman, who was visibly drunk, attempted to get into her car before officers took away her keys.
* Oktoberfest came a little early at her house.
* If they really want to punish her, take away her phone.
* “No, no, no – I said parking on this street is really murder!”
* So they at least moved the car? That’s what it sounds like. Mission accomplished!
* Next time yell “Free donuts!”