BACKYARD LION BREEDER BECOMES DINNER

A man in the Czech Republic was keeping a pair of lions in his backyard. Amateur lion breeder Michal Prasek kept them both in home-made enclosures in his back yard in the village of Zdechov. He had previously been denied planning permission to build the pens, and was subsequently fined for illegal breeding. The neighbors had complained because of the backyard lions. Well, they’re not complaining any more. On Tuesday morning, Mr. Prasek’s father found his son’s body inside the lion’s cage, which was locked from the inside. Both lions were shot dead by police in order to get to the body. Prasek required surgery in 2012 after being attacked while feeding the male lion. He later said, “It was my fault that the lion attacked me. I made a professional mistake. Like every morning, I went to feed it, but this time I put on a coat that smelled of dogs.”
* What did he do this time? Wear a coat covered in gravy?
* AMATEUR lion breeder. It’s a rookie mistake, locking yourself in cage with two lions. When you go to lion breeding school, they teach you not to do that.
* I know everyone needs a hobby but, come on… lions?
* Worst petting zoo ever.