MORTUARY EMPLOYEES ARRESTED FOR STEALING EYES
Poor John Anderton.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH AT GROCERY STORE CHECKOUT
It’s the safeway to have a baby.
DRIVER OFFERS TO PAY FOR MEAL OF OFFICER BEHIND HIM
Gets busted for DUI as a thank-you.
WHAT SPARKED ANTARCTIC SCIENTIST STABBING: BOOK SPOILERS
Guy kept spoiling the endings.
AUDIO: MAN’S ARM STUCK IN NOODLE MACHINE
The guy sounds dim, some.
AMERICAN KEEPS THIEF FROM STEALING THE MAGNA CARTA
National Treasure 3.
INDIAN DIAMOND MERCHANT GIVES A CAR TO EACH OF HIS 600 EMPLOYEES
Title, tax and tags extra.