MEN GUILTY OF STEALING PORTABLE TOILETS
Police had nicht to gehen.
THAI MAN BITTEN BY TOILET PYTHON
On the wang.
PILOT TURNS ON AUTOPILOT SET FOR ZERO FEET
Nosedivelarity ensues.
AUDIO: FLIGHT ATTENDANT BREASTFEEDS PASSENGER’S BABY
At lease somebody got a free in-flight meal.
FISHERMAN TRAPPED ON CLIFF BY ANGRY SEALS
Angry, angry seals.