POLICE REFUSE HELP FROM BATMAN
Commissioner Gordon has been notified.
STREET MUSICIAN CAUSES PANIC DURING COMMUTE
The Barefoot Trumpeter.
MAN SUES OVER CO-WORKER’S FARTING ON HIM
In his general direction.
MAN IN THONG WALKS THROUGH RUSSIAN MUSEUM
With a nefarious purpose.
MEAT PLANT WORKER KICKED BY ZOMBIE COW
Night of the Living Cow.
MELTING GLACIERS REVEALS DEAD BODIES ON MT EVEREST
Watch where you plant your ice axe.
WOMAN DIES AFTER FIVE HOURS OF DRUG-FUELED SEX
Who has five hours for anything anymore?