1,500 TURTLES FOUND IN LUGGAGE

Philippine authorities said Monday that they found 1,529 live exotic turtles stuffed inside luggage at Manila’s airport. The turtles were found Sunday inside four pieces of left-behind luggage of a Filipino passenger who flew in from Hong Kong.
* Excellent job by security at the Hong Kong airport, huh?
* This is how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles do chain migration.
* If you have over a thousand of them, are they still all that “exotic”?
* Airport officials in the Philippines say the 1,500 turtles was a good find. Restaurants at the Philippine Airport say it’s a good lunch.
* Step One: Stuffed inside luggage. Step Two: Stuffed inside restaurant diners.