MAN TRIES TO HYPNOTIZE ELEPHANT, GETS TRAMPLED
To death.
PARIS NAKED RESTAURANT CLOSING
Lack of business.
MAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING KITTENS IN HIS PANTS
Into Singapore.
CHINA TRYING TO GROW THINGS ON THE MOON
Paging Matt Damon.
COMPANY WANTS WOMEN TO HAVE BABIES… IN SPAAAAACE
This is a man’s idea, of course.
POLICE CALLED AS MAN TRIES TO KILL SPIDER
“Why don’t you die!”
NINJA WARRIOR CONTESTANT RECOVERS STOLEN CAR, CATCHES THIEF
Got the kid in a headlock.
WORLD’S OLDEST WOMAN WAS A LIAR
And an identity thief.
BOY CALLS 911 OVER GIFT OF SNOW PANTS
And can you blame him?
STRANGERS MEET, GET MARRIED ON CHRISTMAS DAY
Meet in England, married in Vegas.