POLICE CALLED AS MAN TRIES TO KILL SPIDER

Neighbors of a family in Perth, Australia, became concerned and called police when they heard the father repeatedly shouting “Why don’t you die!” They also heard a child screaming. Multiple police units responded with their lights and sirens flashing. However, it turned out that the man had just been trying to kill a spider. His wife, who was also home at the time, confirmed that their child had also been screaming, and her husband has a serious fear of spiders.
* Boy, did he pick the wrong country to live in.
* Police did issue the man a ticket for misdemeanor wussiness.
* After police left, the family put on “Batman Forever”, and Tommy Lee Jones screamed “Why can’t you just die!”, and the neighbors called the cops again.
* Australian spiders won’t die. And you can barely reason with them.
* There’s only one solution. Burn the house down.