MAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING KITTENS IN HIS PANTS

A man was caught trying to smuggle kittens into Singapore from Malaysia last week. Immigration officers stopped the man at a vehicle checkpoint in the town of Tuas on Wednesday after they heard “meowing” sounds coming from the man’s bulging pants. Upon further investigation, authorities discovered the four kittens in the man’s pants. It was not clear if the cats had been declawed.
* Although by the high pitch of the man’s voice, they apparently hadn’t.
* If there’s one way you really don’t want to get Cat Scratch Fever, this is it.
* Worst cat toy ever.
* Is there really any place on earth that’s suffering a cat shortage that they need to be smuggled in?
* The worst part? He started with six kittens.