BAVARIAN TOWN USES UP MASSIVE MISTAKEN ORDER OF TOILET PAPER
12 years’ worth.
GANG OF CHICKENS KILLS FOX IN HENHOUSE
Angry peckers.
ME+MOO: THE FARM COW APP
Connected cows.
WOMAN LEFT HER BABY AT THE AIRPORT
Common mistake.
DIVER ALMOST EATEN BY A WHALE
Don’t be silly, whales eat krill. Hey, look at the krill.
WOMAN CRIES ‘MURDER’ TO GET COPS THERE FASTER
To move a car blocking her garage.
WOMAN FIFTY SHADES OF GREYED HERSELF
Lashed herself to a steering wheel.
BILLIONAIRE DIES GETTING PENIS ENLARGEMENT
How embarrassing.
CRUISE SHIP RESCUES SURVIVORS OF SMALL PLANE CRASH IN OCEAN
In the aeroplane under the sea.
DEAD MAN GETS REVENGE
From beyond the grave.