BICYCLIST VISITS SEVEN COUNTRIES IN ONE DAY

A Hungarian man broke a Guinness World Record when he got on his bicycle and visited seven countries in a 24-hour span. David Kovari spent weeks planning the optimal route that would allow him to to pass through Poland, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Austria, Hungary, Slovenia and Croatia in a single trip of about 310 miles.
* That’s like traveling with my dad.
* Just reading this story makes my butt hurt.
* His main motivation to keep moving was the constant thought of “Who the hell wants to be in Poland, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Austria, Slovenia and Croatia?”
* The worst part? During the first half-hour, he started humming “It’s A Small World After All” and couldn’t get it out of his head for the rest of the trip.
* So he’s got a world record and a whopping case of chafing.