PORTA POTTY BLOWS OVER WITH WOMAN INSIDE

Cecilia Mwalyoga was with her boyfriend, their daughter and her husband’s parents at the Wings Over Springbank Airshow in Calgary, Canada, on Saturday. Cecilia was making a pit stop at the portable toilets when a huge wind blew over the porta potty. She said, “The whole thing went on my back and the door facing downwards and I could feel all the water and everything falling on me. It was gross.” Her family had trouble finding her because hers was just one of six that had blown over. After finally locating the correct one, her boyfriend and his father scrambled to hoist it up enough for her to crawl out. She suffered some bruises and said when she got home she took “a two-hour shower.”
* Not nearly long enough.
* They ought to stop designing those things like a box kite.
* Scared the crap out of her.
* What did she say when her porta potty blew over in the wind? “Weeeeee!!!”
* Another reason to go before you leave the house.