AUDIO: 15th HUMAN FOOT WASHED UP ON VANCOUVER SHORELINE
Anyone missing a sneaker?
A&W RESTAURANT BURNS TO GROUND; CARS LINE UP AT DRIVE-THRU
Mmmm, smell those flame-broiled burgers!
COWS INVADE CHINESE SUPERMARKET
They take forever in the self-checkout.
POLAR BEARS INVADE ISLAND TOWN
Worse than tourists.
RARE TIGERS PUT TOGETHER TO MATE; ONE KILLS THE OTHER
She knows what she did.
BABY LEOPARD SMUGGLED IN SUITCASE
Is that your suitcase meowing?
FAMILY RETURNS HOME TO FIND LEOPARD HAD MOVED IN
Mom, can we keep it?
TWO OLD LADIES FIGHT OVER BINGO SEAT
Senior Fight Club.
WOMAN WRITES OWN OBITUARY
Comedians in Coffins Getting Cremated.
ASSMAN LICENSE PLATE DENIED
It’s pronounced “Oss-men”