TEEN ATTEMPTS TO BREAK SWINGING RECORD
Playground swinging, not the other kind.
DEATH BY ZIPLINE
Cable snap.
FIRST SPACE BILLBOARD: PEPSI
Thanks, Pepsi.
NOTRE DAME CATHEDRAL FIRE
French fries.
MAN NAMED MALICE SETS CARS ON FIRE
Callous Malice.
SOMETIMES THE TWIN BROTHER SCAM WORKS
Charges dropped, judge can’t tell ’em apart.
AUDIO: RHINO POACHER TRAMPLED BY ELEPHANT, EATEN BY LIONS
Pachyderms and pussycats pound poacher
TV SPORTS ANCHOR SENTENCED FOR BANK ROBBERY
Let’s check out the lowlights.