GUY PAYS HALF A MILLION DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF USED SNEAKERS
Nike Moon Shoes.
AUSTRALIAN SNOW GLOBES CONTAINED LIQUID METH
Caught by the border patrol.
MAN CALLED IN BOMB THREAT TO HAVE DATE WITH FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Spoiler: it didn’t work.
TRAVELER HIDES COCAINE UNDER HIS WIG
In a big lump.
BURGER KING CUSTOMERS GET 50/50 CHANCE OF GETTING REAL MEAT
Sounds about right.