AUDIO: CHINESE LOVE TRAIN
Do the loco-motion with me.
IDIOT FALLS FROM BALCONY DOING YOGA POSE
Rapidly Accelerating Downward Dog.
MAN HAD NEEDLES IN HIS BUTTOCKS FOR TEN YEARS
A tingling sensation.
INDONESIAN CAPITAL CITY SINKING SO IT’S RELOCATING
So long, suckers.
AUDIO: PILOT PASSES OUT DURING FLIGHT
He had the fish.
HUSBAND TOO NICE, WOMAN WANTS DIVORCE
Can this marriage be saved?
8-YEAR-OLD TAKES FAMILY CAR OUT ON THE AUTOBAHN
As fast as 87 mph.
AUDIO: CRUISE CAPTAIN ORDERS LOCAL FOOD FOR EVERYBODY DURING A STOP
We call them “Hot Pockets” in America, blokes.