ESCAPED BLACK PANTHER STOLEN
Bad kitty.
MOM EMBARRASSES HER RUDE 12-YEAR-OLD SON
She shows up for his math class.
MAN TO DRINK WHISKEY CONTAINING HIS FROSTBITTEN TOE
Sourtoe cocktail.
NATURIST COUPLE LOOKING FOR NUDE WAITSTAFF FOR THEIR WEDDING
Pray the groom doesn’t drop the ring.
INDIA TO HOLD FLATULENCE CONTEST
Get a load of this.
CYCLIST KILLED BY MAGPIE
Murder by swoop.
GOLDEN TOILET STOLEN
Going, going, gone.