THE CHOCOLATE CRUISE

Do you like chocolate? Sign up for the Eurochocolate Cruise from Italy’s Costa Cruises. The Eurochocolate Cruise will set sail aboard the Costa Pacifica, departing from Civitavecchia, Italy, on April 16, 2020. Ports of call include Genoa, Barcelona, Palma de Mallorca, Malta and Catania. On board, guests can look forward to:
— Daily, chocolate-centric excursions at each new port, including a visit to the Chocolate Museum of Barcelona
— Chocolate- and pastry-making classes, workshops and laboratories led by master chocolatiers
— Master Classes led by famed chocolate artisans
— Special tasting sessions, some of which include an assortment of chocolate confections paired with wines and Mediterranean dishes (* Mmmm…chocolate and seafood…)
— An overall chocolate-infused onboard dining experience
* Bonbon voyage!
* If you haven’t vomited at least three times during this cruise, you’re not trying hard enough.
* That better be a Snickers bar in the ship’s pool.
* This is great ’cause with a little help, diabetes could be three times the scourge it is now.
* I feel sorry for the crew who has to wipe chocolate smears off all the railings, lounge chairs and doorknobs.
* You know who’s behind this? Dr. Pimple Popper.