BRITISH MAN HAS SEX WITH A PILE OF LEAVES

A man was caught trying to “have sex with a pile of leaves” in a hotel parking lot last month at a hotel in Stockport, England. 26-year-old Michael Golsorkhi was allegedly drunk and high on cannabis and cocaine when he was discovered by workers at the Premier Inn with his trousers down “thrusting” into a mound of autumn leaves in full view of family diners at a nearby restaurant. Mr. Golsorkhi clainmed in court to have no recollection of the incident, and was entirely embarrassed. The judge sentenced him to eight weeks in jail and told him to “Think about your life.”
* Pretty bush league, pal.
* That’s syc..amore.
* He was pining for love.
* What an ash hole.