RESTAURANT GIVES SOLO DINER A GOLDFISH TO EAT WITH
Worst soup ever.
CANADIAN FIGHTS OFF BEAR WITH BICYCLE, POCKET KNIFE
After politely asking it not to attack him.
CATHEDRAL INSTALLS GIANT CARNIVAL SLIDE
Helter skelter.
CHERNOBYL VODKA
Perfectly safe – go figure.
SPAIN ALLOWS TOPLESS BATHING IN PUBLIC POOLS
It’s nippy out.
KING OF THAILAND NAMES “OFFICIAL CONCUBINE”
Dude, your wife is RIGHT THERE.