FOOD LABELS THAT TELL YOU HOW MUCH EXERCISE YOU NEED
Candy bar? You can’t walk that far.
NEW ZEALAND ORDERS AMERICAN SKIN
They’re appealing for help.
VOLCANO VICTIMS WERE FROM ROYAL CARIBBEAN CRUISE SHIP
Should have gone whale watching.
RUSSIA BANNED FROM THE OLYMPICS FOR DOPING
Russia: never not do evil.
MAN DAMAGES CARS WITH FERRETS
What a weasel.
POLICE SEEK TERRORIZING PIG MAN
Ha-ha, charade you are.
DRUG SMUGGLER CRASHES INTO TWO POLICE CARS
In front of a police station.