CHINESE AIRPLANE PASSENGER OPENS EMERGENCY DOOR TO GET FRESH AIR
Don’t touch the handle that says “Don’t touch”.
GERMAN MAN PUTS OUT CAR FIRE WITH BEER
It’s Miller time.
WOMAN HAS MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR PAINTING HANGING IN HER KITCHEN
From the Renaissance.
MOM EMBARRASSES HER RUDE 12-YEAR-OLD SON
She shows up for his math class.
MAN TO DRINK WHISKEY CONTAINING HIS FROSTBITTEN TOE
Sourtoe cocktail.
NATURIST COUPLE LOOKING FOR NUDE WAITSTAFF FOR THEIR WEDDING
Pray the groom doesn’t drop the ring.