TRAVEL COMPANY WILL PAY SOMEBODY TO VISIT FLORIDA THEME PARKS

A travel company in the U.K. is advertising for a “Theme Park Tester” to spend three weeks visiting “several theme parks throughout Florida” documenting the rides, attractions, accommodations and food. The company – which we’re not naming because these stories are nothing more than a cheap way to get their name advertised all over the radio and TV – will pay somebody 3,000 pounds (or roughly $3,900) and travel expenses. You and a guest will spend “three magical weeks in Orlando’s most popular theme parks during April/May and will be tasked with providing feedback on each park.”
* ‘Cause the theme parks don’t do enough advertising to give you a clear picture of what they’re like.
* Three weeks at Orlando theme parks. With the lines, that’s about, what, 8 rides?
* They ought to make the person visit some of Orlando’s Many Lesser-Known Theme Parks:
– Museum of Florida Man
– Lefty LaRue’s Close-up Alligator Experience
– Veganland
– Six Flags Over Leisure World
– National Public Radio Park
– Mr. Zeke’s Wild Tattoo Adventure
– Snake Surprise Swampland
– Humidity Springs
– Gypcot
– World o’ Roaches
– and Mar-a-Lego-land