NANNY WANTED FOR 18-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE STUDENT

A job listing was posted for a nanny, whose responsibility would be to take care of an 18-year-old college student going to school in England. The ad reads:
“Nanny required to cook and clean for my 18-year-old daughter who is going to University of Leeds in a demanding first year program – Law. She has a driver who can pick up the groceries and drive her around but needs someone to ensure she eats well and lives without stress of laundry, cleaning as her study schedule is very intense. This applicant does not need to be a gourmet chef, simply someone who can ensure my daughter eats three healthy meals a day and the fridge is always full of healthy snacks, juice, etc. She is Canadian and she needs someone to cook and clean for her and lives in a two bedroom apartment in Leeds City Centre with a full kitchen and it’s a lovely apartment.”
* This isn’t for a nanny. She’s looking for a wife.
* I got a feeling the 18-year-old wrote this ad herself.
* They say no two Canadian snowflakes are exactly alike.
* Weird. I live without the stress of laundry and cleaning. What’s the big deal? Just keep a window cracked.