WOMAN ASKED TO STORE BOX HOLDING NEIGHBOR’S HEAD
Told her the box contained ‘sex toys’.
AUDIO: CONCERT-GOER CAN’T REMEMBER WHERE HE PARKED HIS CAR A WEEK AGO
Lads, where’s my car?
DEAD MAN’S FAMILY DID NOT WANT GIRLFRIEND’S PANTIES IN THE COFFIN
An argument ensued at the burial.
GROOM STEALS BICYCLE ON THE WAY TO THE RECEPTION
For better or for worse.
NAKED COUPLE FALLS TO THEIR DEATH DURING SEX
Falling in love again.
MAYOR DUMPS TRASH ON CLEAN BEACH FOR INT’L BEACH CLEANUP DAY
He wanted to give them something to do.
PRESIDENT OF EL SALVADOR TAKES A SELFIE AT U.N. PODIUM
Because that’s what we do now.
AUDIO: 999 PRANK CALLER JUST BURPS INTO PHONE
Can you repeat that?