POLICE SEEK TERRORIZING PIG MAN
Ha-ha, charade you are.
DRUG SMUGGLER CRASHES INTO TWO POLICE CARS
In front of a police station.
AIRLINE OPENS RESTAURANT THAT SERVES AIRLINE FOOD
Chicken or fish?
JAPANESE MAN MAKES 24,000 COMPLAINT PHONE CALLS
YOU want to complain? Look at these shoes.
HELP WANTED: YEAR-ROUND DOG SITTER
Two retrievers, $40,000.