SEXING COUPLE FALLS OVER BALCONY
12 foot drop.
PROFESSOR WANTED SEX, MOOSE MEAT FROM STUDENTS
That trick never works.
NEW RULES TO CLIMB MT. EVEREST
No newbies.
TIME LIMITS FOR LOOKING AT THE MONA LISA
Just long enough to grab a selfie.
KENYAN OFFICIALS DIG UP DEAD MAN TO RETRIEVE HIS UNIFORM
It was only on loan.
SPOILED BRAT PUSHES BMW INTO RIVER, WANTED A JAGUAR
Dad: “He has a mental health issue.”
AUDIO: MAN SANG SO MUCH KARAOKE, HIS LUNG COLLAPSED
Every breath you take.
FLEEING FUGITIVE ATTACKED BY WASPS
Send in the swat team.
BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT’S IDEA TO SAVE THE RAINFOREST: “POOP LESS”
Now hold it right there.