WOMAN REVIVED AFTER HEART STOPS FOR 6 HOURS
Mrs. Freeze
MAN DAMAGES CARS WITH FERRETS
What a weasel.
POLICE SEEK TERRORIZING PIG MAN
Ha-ha, charade you are.
DRUG SMUGGLER CRASHES INTO TWO POLICE CARS
In front of a police station.
AIRLINE OPENS RESTAURANT THAT SERVES AIRLINE FOOD
Chicken or fish?
JAPANESE MAN MAKES 24,000 COMPLAINT PHONE CALLS
YOU want to complain? Look at these shoes.