ARMED TOILET PAPER THIEVES IN HONG KONG
Great Scott!
69 DEGREES IN ANTARCTIC
How hot is it?
CHINESE MAN THREATENED SELF-IMMOLATION OVER CANCELED BIRTHDAY PARTY
Like a Chinese fireworks factory.
AUDIO: MOVERS DROP ONE-OF-A-KIND PIANO
Now it’s a heapsichord.
PETA: STOP USING THE WORD “PET”
It’s demeaning.
CROCODILE HAS TIRE STUCK ON ITS HEAD
Dork crocodile.
TRAFFIC LIGHT HONKERS ARE PUNISHED
Honk more, wait more.
WIN A NIGHT IN A CHEESE-THEMED HOTEL ROOM
Second prize is two nights.