AUDIO: KID CAUGHT USING ALEXA TO DO MATH HOMEWORK
Alexa, what’s 3 times 4?
AUSTRALIA HAS ANOTHER POOPING JOGGER
This is number 2 for the Aussies.
WOMAN FINED FOR WEARING SKIMPY BIKINI
In the Philippines.
CHOCOLATE TOILET-SHAPED CANDIES
Japan, as usual.
AUDIO: DEAD MAN SPEAKS AT FUNERAL
Dead man talking.
STALKER USED EYE REFLECTIONS TO LOCATE POP IDOL
Techno hide-and-seek.
PROTESTER CLIMBS ON TOP OF PLANE
Yes, but James Bond did it on a moving plane.
PAINT STRIPES ON YOUR COWS
Cuts down on fly bites.
GUILTY MAN TALKS FOR 20 HOURS AT SENTENCING
Judge finally cut him off.
MAN DOESN’T BLINK FOR OVER AN HOUR
Staremaster.