MAN LOOKING TO MAKE A RING FROM HIS SPERM
He didn’t go to Jared’s.
CANADIAN MAN’S CURB TO BE REPAIRED BY THE CITY IN 28 YEARS
That seems reasonable.
A SILENT HAIRCUT
Shush and a haircut, two bits.
INDIAN MAN DIES TRYING TO EAT 50 EGGS
He made it to 41.
COUPLE KICKED OFF CRUISE SHIP FOR LOUD SEX
Scaring away the whales.
CHINESE MAN HAD NINE TOES (ON ONE FOOT)
Biggest problem: couldn’t wear sandals. Go figure.
MOURNERS SERVED HASH CAKE BY ACCIDENT
Rasta in Peace.
RUSSIAN FIGURES OUT HOW TO HACK AUTOMATIC PET FEEDERS
First the elections, now this.