AUDIO: KING OF THAILAND QUARANTINES WITH 20 WOMEN
Thailand’s playboy king has taken over a luxury German hotel to isolate himself from the coronavirus. And he took along a harem of 20 women. King Maha Vajiralongkorn, 67, booked the entire Grand Hotel Sonnenbichl. He brought along a harem of 20 concubines and a team of servants. It was not clear if his fourth wife, former flight attendant Suthida Tidjai, was with him.
* At this point, what is HER function? To apply the ointment when his wiener gets rubbed raw?
* Good luck finding any waffle batter left at the hotel breakfast bar.
* Who’s his favorite? It’s a 20-way Thai.
* He may not get coronavirus, but with 20 concubines he might still catch SOMETHING.
* I’m sure the Thai people are happy to see their tax dollars well-spent.
* CLIP: It’s good to be the king.
