INDIAN VILLAGES WEAR BEAR COSTUMES TO SCARE OFF MONKEYS
Rawr.
ADVENTURE COMPANY MINISUB HITS TITANIC WRECK
Graze the Titanic.
GLITTER COFFINS
Sparkle in death as ye do in life.
WOMAN DIES IN CAKE-EATING CONTEST
This’ll end up in the tort system.
HOTEL OFFERS FREE ROOM IF YOU MAKE A VALENTINE’S BABY
(During a Nooner)
AUDIO: THE MUMMY SPEAKS
This means something.
PRISON ESCAPEE SENDS WARDEN A POSTCARD
“Greetings from Thailand”
THE PLANE CRASH RIDE
You must be THIS goth to ride this ride.
CROW STEALS WINDSHIELD WIPERS
A real dickiebird.