MAN TO DRINK WHISKEY CONTAINING HIS FROSTBITTEN TOE
Sourtoe cocktail.
NATURIST COUPLE LOOKING FOR NUDE WAITSTAFF FOR THEIR WEDDING
Pray the groom doesn’t drop the ring.
INDIA TO HOLD FLATULENCE CONTEST
Get a load of this.
CYCLIST KILLED BY MAGPIE
Murder by swoop.
GOLDEN TOILET STOLEN
Going, going, gone.
RIVER BOAT CRASHES INTO DOCK, WOMAN FALLS THROUGH DECK
Lands on another woman on the can.
PILOT SPILLED COFFEE ON THE CONTROL PANEL
a.k.a. The Pepsi Syndrome
KENTUCKY FRIED WEDDINGS
You may now lick the fingers of the bride.