MAN DOESN’T BLINK FOR OVER AN HOUR
Staremaster.
MAN STEALS 159 BICYCLE SEATS
As revenge.
GUINEA PIG ICE CREAM
Ecuador. Go figure.
WOMAN ASKED TO STORE BOX HOLDING NEIGHBOR’S HEAD
Told her the box contained ‘sex toys’.
AUDIO: CONCERT-GOER CAN’T REMEMBER WHERE HE PARKED HIS CAR A WEEK AGO
Lads, where’s my car?
DEAD MAN’S FAMILY DID NOT WANT GIRLFRIEND’S PANTIES IN THE COFFIN
An argument ensued at the burial.