AUDIO: ORIGINAL WIGGLE PASSES OUT ON STAGE
Blaze of glory.
FARMER EATEN BY HIS OWN PIGS
Farmer Krzysztof always made good sausage.
STOMACH EELS
Take two, with plenty of water.
MAN WOKE UP WITH CHASTITY NUT ON HIS PENIS
He had it, er, coming.
SUDDENLY, MONEY! MYSTERY SOLVED
Finders keepers, dummies!
CARDBOARD BEDS AT THE OLYMPICS
No threesomes.
WOMAN PREDICTED ROYAL FAMILY SHAKE UP FROM ASPARAGUS SPEARS
Trust the asparamancer.