DOG SO HAPPY, IT SPRAINED ITS TAIL

Now that his owners are self-quarantining and home all the time, Rollo the Dachshund couldn’t be happier. So happy that he sprained his tail from wagging it so much. His owner, Emma Smith, who lives in the UK, became concerned after noticing the sausage dog’s tail had “stopped working”. She wrote on Twitter: “So my dog has been so happy that everyone is home for quarantine, that his tail has stopped working, so we went to the vet and the vet said he had sprained his tail from excessively wagging it.” Rollo is currently on pain relief and the vet said he should be healed within a week.
* The great thing about pets is they don’t know when you’re talking about what morons they are.
* It’s good that dogs wag their tales to show they’re happy, ’cause otherwise we couldn’t tell from just the jumping and the yelping and the licking.
* With a little MacGyver tinkering, they could rig up a device where Rollo’s wagging tail could recharge their Tesla.
* Imagine what happens if they bring home a girl Dachshund for Rollo.